Blonde Year In Review

My father in law sent me this and I felt like sharing....Wonder if he knew I was blonde when I was little :)

Blonde Year In Review

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited......finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel.
November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911.'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!


THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

Shelly

Now I leave you with Pastor Hersch:


Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. Matthew 28:19

As a member of God’s family, you and I must determine that we are going to advance His Kingdom by obeying His command to share the gospel.

Not because we have to… but because we want to!

There are so many men, women, and children around your life who desperately need to know that they are loved, forgiven, and destined by God to live a life of purpose.

You’ve discovered for yourself that this is true… so now you can be a messenger! You don’t have to have to go on a preaching circuit to “make disciples.” Just share your life with others. Talk about how God’s Word is helping you in your life, or how you are finding new strength as you pray or as you fellowship with other believers..

Your testimony is powerful! And it’s only as you share it, that you will begin to see those around you influenced for Jesus Christ… and eventually grow into true disciples.

Every believer is a powerful tool in the hands of God… and that includes you! I encourage you to ask the Holy Spirit to help you to “make disciples” as you share your faith with those around you.

Tomorrow is The Lord’s Day. See you in church…………….

Pastor Hersch